Now listen here you lil shit.
i want to play laser tag
I played laser tag and told two 7 year olds to fuck themselves
"money can’t make you happy" WELL IT SURE AS HELL AIN’T GONNA MAKE ME SAD
"This sucks. This sucks a bag of dicks."
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
I don’t know which notice is better
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
How many times did you fall while filming that?
you could say he’s a
jack in the box
Well you can’t deny that he’s Sexy